If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So many bounce houses so little time
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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