The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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