about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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