I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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