i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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