Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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