my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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