this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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