so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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