My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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