what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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