I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i out mim tonsoeep
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
