that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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