even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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