i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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