I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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