white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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