What a fucking waste of an outfit
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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