I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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