During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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