Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
