All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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