Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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