so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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