I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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