ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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