I feel like abortions should bother me more
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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