i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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