so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
whose ass print is on the piano?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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