The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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