Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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