I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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