Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
