If i could tip my vagina, i would.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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