So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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