After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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