Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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