my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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