did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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