There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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