Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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