This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Boobs are out for the taking
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
