It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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