whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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