You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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