i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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