well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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