my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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