Pappa wants mamma naked
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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