You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
